Yuck

This note addresses my utter horror in certain circumstances which u will never find me in,after listening to some friends describe in vivid details.

U see,I'm absolutely talented when it comes to visually imagining things. Had u told me there's some kick ass restaurant or food place with such elegance and detail, I'd be there in a heartbeat.

My friends told me they played truth or dare recently and the wager was soooooo gross. The appointed person had to lick the the entire rim of the toilet bowl AFTER pple used it. When I heard it wasn't a toilet bowl,but those squat ons, I nearly went into cardiac arrest. If u don't already know,I'm a cleanliness freak. I have some pet peeves my friends will smile and tell U about.

I never liked eating in a restaurant where my table was either closest to the toilet or facing it at near range. I also do not like dirty toilets,yes Im sure nobody does,but I secretly look disgusted and horrified every time I have to use a public toilet. Therefore I really really really hate it when people go into details about their excretory system ESPECIALLY during dinner. It's the worst etiquette in the world.

I know,I'm an anal person,and I'm apologetic. But,on a brighter note,U know when U come to my house and U eat my cooking, it's absolutely top notched with the pinnacle of hygiene. So guess what happened to my friend who had to lick that entire rim of the toilet bowl?Immediately the next morning lotsa nasty red patches and rashes and funny boils grew on his neck. SEE,I told U! Not being mindful of hygiene and playing with fire to such grossness will breed grossness. YUCK.

I'm glad the 4 bfs I had previously were ALL clean. In fact 1 was a neat freak who loved arranging things,he even helped a couple of his friends tidy their houses in US. Ok,so now U know who I'm talking about. HAHA. Another was also a cleanliness freak who showed me how he did dishes by scrubbing the inside and outside of bowls diligently. U know how some lazy bums tend to only scrub the insides because that's where food had been? I was pleasantly delighted to know that he was thinking along the same lines as me.That same bf made salad for the guys living in the hostel once and I was so pleased to see he had gloves on during the process.

Now,if U think I'm a princess who cannot eat at street stalls or a diva who must be treated with utter respect being placed on the pedestal, U are half correct. I MUST be treated with respect because in the same way I will treat anybody with respect, I NEVER decide that one person is more important than the other.Unless U're God,since that's the only being I cannot find a flaw with. I love street food and Taiwanese street food is gastronomic! However I don't fancy being brought into disgusting conversations or listening to people tell me why they love drinking urine because of its beneficial effects.To each his own. It also will never turn the romance on by telling me in fascination that the poo eating ways of some extreme couples are interesting or that some Japanese believe in eating baby poo. Just kill me,it's easier.